Post by Deleted on Jun 6, 2016 12:25:55 GMT -5
Saki was now out of the DMV, riding the bus home. He wished he was doing something interesting but in his current condition, all he could do is follow the orders of the Oni or else he could be reincarnated or sealed away again, something he didn’t want.
The road was bumpy and the seats were shaking from the pot holes. (You’d think a King would fix his own roads…this ride has been so bumpy and shit.) He just floated on the seat, unable to do what he wanted and just held his voice. The road was getting more bumpy and soon it was smooth again. The lead oni was now talking. “So now you all know where the DMV is and also learned a lesson about drunk driving…we’ll soon be headed to needle canyon.” The bus now turned onto a road and went up a hill slowly. Saki wondered what needle canyon would be like so he just floated patiently as the bus got to the top of the mountain, coming to a complete stop. The Oni yelled. “Alright, everyone out to look at needle canyon; single file!”
Afterwards, Saki made his way off the bus, floating as a cloud with other clouds. As they got off the bus they stood and looked down, the oni bus driver closing the doors behind the last rider. There was a canyon full of spike shaped balls. As big as water mines. He now looked closer and saw a demon blowing up the spike balls with an energy blast to each ball. Saki was interested in hell now, seeing someone training hard and long. The oni then spoke. “As you can see, this is needle canyon….this is like a training area in hell once you earn the privilege of getting a body. We have gyms for everyone to train in.” The lead oni then spoke. “We got some other spots to look at so everyone back into the bus!” The oni then stood hard as the bus driver oni opened the door and the clouds filed in, floating and going to their seats to float and wait. The lead oni got onto the bus and the bus door closed. Soon after the engine started and the bus hummed to life as it did a ‘U’-turn and drove down the mountain. The lead oni smiled. “We are now leaving needle mountain, it’s actually something we have sinners climb…that’s right, your gonna climb that mountain when you get bodies….unless your good.” The oni said with an evil smile.
The spirits then began to talk amonst each other, saki was deep in thought. (Climb needle mountain? What the fuck?! This is whack, I should have rebuilt..this is just messed….i’ll just train myself to get better, like goku did.) They went down the mountain and they saw sinners climbing the mountain screaming while doing it. (All this for repentance? I bet Gouken and Chris didn’t have to come down here…boy scouts….i wish I was a boy scout….i wish I had a body…I wish I could do some damn training!!) He was going mad, unable to do anything for being weak as fuck in his spiritual cloud form.
The bus kept making it's way down the mountain then was halfway down where more people were seen climbing it, some bodies were stuck in the needles others were bleeding really bad with cuts and gashes. (I'm not doing that, i'm not gonna bleed myself for the sake of redemption...) He thought to himself as the bus reached the bottom of the mountain and turned right to another street
The bus kept going throughout the bus route, the oni now speaking. “Now here’s something you don’t know about hell, it used to be home to us Onis we all live here and such. There was also a power struggle. The warriors that the neo Z-fighters fought and killed were down here and took over…we had to have action taken…they behaved and calmed down but after talking with king yemma, we took measures….can’t say what or who they were but they’re not here anymore. Some of the pure evil souls we had here were reincarnated”
Saki just floated on his seat listening. He wondered if that all evil would come here…the Z-fighters would always vanquish evil, remembering the knowledge of the crane scrolls. He remembered Tien writing about Shen and Taopaipai dying. He wondered where they were…they’d have to have had bodies by now. He also used this knowledge to re-evaluate his relationships.
(I worked for leena, she believed and tolerated my indescrestions…now she’s gone. Jarvis is hating the lanza now…eise wants to do her own thing….i should train here once I somehow acquire a body. I could train myself to get stronger and learn some more support techniques….anyways, being a cloud sucks, I’m gonna fight some of these condemned souls but where are they? All I’ve seen is some clouds and some weak sinners.) The demon android turned spirit cloud just floated there as the bus was moving.
The oni spoke up once more. “Here’s something interesting, we have tournaments here and Gyms for the ones who have bodies. Former fallen evil warriors live down here, some stay condemned, the stronger ones somehow find a way out. It’s impossible to find a way out of hell, the clouds keep anyone from leaving.” The lead oni finished speaking as he looked at his watch.
Saki heard about this and was really thinking (Tournaments and Gyms? Former fallen evil warriors? This sounds like fun! I have to train hard once I get my body back, I don’t even know how I’m gonna do that. Leaving hell, maybe in 1,000 years….i really need to get much stronger. Gouken and chris died before him and gouken was much stronger the last time saki faced him….his ability and form were something else but seriously…I can’t do a single thing except follow the rules for right now.) The spirit cloud that was an artificial demon just looked out the window. There were many mountains and trees going by and some condemned souls jogging with a red skinned oni. He was really fast and the body having people were struggling to keep up with him. Saki missed training, he missed being able to lay it down but then the cloud thought that fighting was the reason he was down here. He was really having a humbling experience being a spiritual cloud. He just kept at it, looking out the window every now and then. The bus now passed a building and it pulled into it, parking in the Bus Parking spot and came to a complete stop.
The oni then smiled. “Alright, we’re at one of the many offices of us onis. For sercurity reason you’ll have to stay on the bus. Anyways, this is where we do all the paperwork on all the people down here. We keep tabs on everyone in life and this is where the paperwork is stored as well as profiles and such. We work around the clock trying to get the work done which really never gets done completely and by the next day the in-pile is high as the mountains…well not that high but it gets irritating to do so much work.”
The bus then hummed back to life and began to pull out of the parking spot, made a turn and then headed away from one of hell’s offices for the onis working in this dimension.
The bus now was riding smoothly, saki wondering why these roads were better kept then the others. He just shrugged, not caring as the bus was rolling.
The lead oni then spoke. “So pretty much, this is hell. Now we’re heading back to the blood pond, we’ll be there soon just relax and… well just float where you are on your seats.” The clouds then sat patiently as the bus went on it’s way. Saki was just really bored, he wish he could work out and such to get some form of strength, his focus mostly on upgrades and even that didn’t save him. It was gonna be a long bus ride, the clouds all talking to themselves. One of the clouds was crying and it was beside saki. “What’s wrong? Why you crying?” Saki as a spiritual cloud asked. The cloud now sobbing spoke. She said she missed her family and regrets killing with her boyfriend who got a body and left her for another woman. Saki was really comforting, telling her it would be okay and you’ll be attracting men once you get a body. She kept crying and the oni yelled for the spirit to shut up and that he was 6 minutes to being off his shift, not needing the bullshit of a soul crying that she missed her family when she took lifes.
Saki just floated on his seat, staring out of the window, overlooking the vast mountains of hell. It seemed like this would be his home for awhile, no need for a speedy return to the living realm, he’d use this time to improve himself and be more of a master then an expert. The bus then turned and was pulling into another office instead of Blood Pond. The bus then came to a halt in the parking spot and the engine turned off. “Guys, I’m off shift! I’m just going in to punch out.” The lead green oni with one horn then gave the clipboard to the oni bus driver who opened the door for him to get off. “Don’t leave the bus spirits! Stay in your seats!” He now walked out of the bus and went towards the punch clock. He took out his punch card out of the on shift slot and put it in to punch it out, putting it into the out shift slot. He then walked into the office and got a hold of the Oni that was on shift. He was waiting for the lead oni to come back to the office and went outside after being notified, took out the punch card out of the off shift slot and put it into the machine, punching in and placed it in the in shift slot. He was a teenager who walked towards the bus, the oni bus driver opening the doors for the kid to come in.
The kid was happy, the bus driver giving the kid the clipboard. He then faced the clouds. “Hey guys! How are ya doing! Isn’t it a great day in hell? Anyways, we’re gonna go back to the blood pond so stay seated and relax please.” The bus then started up and then died. “What the? The bus isn’t working, lucky thing I got a degree in mechanics.” The young oni said as he exited the bus and began to work on the engine. He found that the engine was needing an oil change and it was overheating. He went and got oil and water. He changed the oil right there then put in water to cool down the engine. He then put a coolent in the engine to keep it from overheating in the future.
Afterwards, he went back into the bus. “Sorry guys, I had to fix the bus…anyways, lets head back to blood pond!” The bus driver turned the key and the engine hummed back to life. The bus then reared up, making a turn then headed out of the second oni office in hell, heading towards blood pond; it’s last destination. It was gonna be a long bus ride but all saki had was time
The bus now drove smoothly down the road, saki floating on his seat as a cloud. The young oni then piped up. “Lets sing a song!” He then began to use his voice differently to make the sounds plesent ”The wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and round! Round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round! My fare lady…”
Saki was just beside himself. (Really? The wheels on the bus? This is like, whack!) He was getting frustrated as the song went on and on, the remaining souls rocking back and forth singing the song with the teenage oni. (This is annoying, they think we’re children! I can’t take this shit much longer…the only reason I came down here was to get more skilled…this isn’t what I expected…a singalong? A fucking singalong?) He would have grabbed his head to cover his ears but he had no body: He was a spirit cloud and would have to live with this nonsense for now.
The teenage oni was really pissing him off, singing like this. He just floated there as the bus moved. Soon the teenage oni stopped and talked. “You guys are gonna have a good home here. Just play nice and don’t think you can’t be locked up for being really a nuisance.” Saki just shrugged while sitting down. “My parents got me this job, I’m so happy to be here with all of you lovely spirits. It’s beautiful, I got a job and a loving family…we’re your family now guys! So be kind and not a burden for us and you’ll have a fun time here!” Saki was just beside himself. (I died and gave up being repaired for this?) He thought to himself, getting pissed off by this nonsense. He wanted the bus to stop so he could get off and explore hell…sadly it wouldn’t, it would stop at the blood pond he appeared in front of when he was dropped in hell.
Now the bus driver spoke. “We’re not approaching the blood pond. Once the bus stops get out single file…you’ve been a good group of spirits….keep up the good work.” The bus pulled into the park and stopped at the bus stop by the blood pond, the bus coming to a stop. The teenage oni then yelled. “Everyone out! This field trip is over now guys! Have fun!” The teenage oni sat down while all the spirits filed out then he exited the bus, the door closing behind the teenage oni and driving out.
The artificial demon that was now a spirit cloud wondered what the point of all this was. He now floated away, sitting on a bench and just…doing nothing. There was nothing at all to do in hell as a spirit.
He couldn't even sit. Floating in rage...he could only think about his past
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The road was bumpy and the seats were shaking from the pot holes. (You’d think a King would fix his own roads…this ride has been so bumpy and shit.) He just floated on the seat, unable to do what he wanted and just held his voice. The road was getting more bumpy and soon it was smooth again. The lead oni was now talking. “So now you all know where the DMV is and also learned a lesson about drunk driving…we’ll soon be headed to needle canyon.” The bus now turned onto a road and went up a hill slowly. Saki wondered what needle canyon would be like so he just floated patiently as the bus got to the top of the mountain, coming to a complete stop. The Oni yelled. “Alright, everyone out to look at needle canyon; single file!”
Afterwards, Saki made his way off the bus, floating as a cloud with other clouds. As they got off the bus they stood and looked down, the oni bus driver closing the doors behind the last rider. There was a canyon full of spike shaped balls. As big as water mines. He now looked closer and saw a demon blowing up the spike balls with an energy blast to each ball. Saki was interested in hell now, seeing someone training hard and long. The oni then spoke. “As you can see, this is needle canyon….this is like a training area in hell once you earn the privilege of getting a body. We have gyms for everyone to train in.” The lead oni then spoke. “We got some other spots to look at so everyone back into the bus!” The oni then stood hard as the bus driver oni opened the door and the clouds filed in, floating and going to their seats to float and wait. The lead oni got onto the bus and the bus door closed. Soon after the engine started and the bus hummed to life as it did a ‘U’-turn and drove down the mountain. The lead oni smiled. “We are now leaving needle mountain, it’s actually something we have sinners climb…that’s right, your gonna climb that mountain when you get bodies….unless your good.” The oni said with an evil smile.
The spirits then began to talk amonst each other, saki was deep in thought. (Climb needle mountain? What the fuck?! This is whack, I should have rebuilt..this is just messed….i’ll just train myself to get better, like goku did.) They went down the mountain and they saw sinners climbing the mountain screaming while doing it. (All this for repentance? I bet Gouken and Chris didn’t have to come down here…boy scouts….i wish I was a boy scout….i wish I had a body…I wish I could do some damn training!!) He was going mad, unable to do anything for being weak as fuck in his spiritual cloud form.
The bus kept making it's way down the mountain then was halfway down where more people were seen climbing it, some bodies were stuck in the needles others were bleeding really bad with cuts and gashes. (I'm not doing that, i'm not gonna bleed myself for the sake of redemption...) He thought to himself as the bus reached the bottom of the mountain and turned right to another street
The bus kept going throughout the bus route, the oni now speaking. “Now here’s something you don’t know about hell, it used to be home to us Onis we all live here and such. There was also a power struggle. The warriors that the neo Z-fighters fought and killed were down here and took over…we had to have action taken…they behaved and calmed down but after talking with king yemma, we took measures….can’t say what or who they were but they’re not here anymore. Some of the pure evil souls we had here were reincarnated”
Saki just floated on his seat listening. He wondered if that all evil would come here…the Z-fighters would always vanquish evil, remembering the knowledge of the crane scrolls. He remembered Tien writing about Shen and Taopaipai dying. He wondered where they were…they’d have to have had bodies by now. He also used this knowledge to re-evaluate his relationships.
(I worked for leena, she believed and tolerated my indescrestions…now she’s gone. Jarvis is hating the lanza now…eise wants to do her own thing….i should train here once I somehow acquire a body. I could train myself to get stronger and learn some more support techniques….anyways, being a cloud sucks, I’m gonna fight some of these condemned souls but where are they? All I’ve seen is some clouds and some weak sinners.) The demon android turned spirit cloud just floated there as the bus was moving.
The oni spoke up once more. “Here’s something interesting, we have tournaments here and Gyms for the ones who have bodies. Former fallen evil warriors live down here, some stay condemned, the stronger ones somehow find a way out. It’s impossible to find a way out of hell, the clouds keep anyone from leaving.” The lead oni finished speaking as he looked at his watch.
Saki heard about this and was really thinking (Tournaments and Gyms? Former fallen evil warriors? This sounds like fun! I have to train hard once I get my body back, I don’t even know how I’m gonna do that. Leaving hell, maybe in 1,000 years….i really need to get much stronger. Gouken and chris died before him and gouken was much stronger the last time saki faced him….his ability and form were something else but seriously…I can’t do a single thing except follow the rules for right now.) The spirit cloud that was an artificial demon just looked out the window. There were many mountains and trees going by and some condemned souls jogging with a red skinned oni. He was really fast and the body having people were struggling to keep up with him. Saki missed training, he missed being able to lay it down but then the cloud thought that fighting was the reason he was down here. He was really having a humbling experience being a spiritual cloud. He just kept at it, looking out the window every now and then. The bus now passed a building and it pulled into it, parking in the Bus Parking spot and came to a complete stop.
The oni then smiled. “Alright, we’re at one of the many offices of us onis. For sercurity reason you’ll have to stay on the bus. Anyways, this is where we do all the paperwork on all the people down here. We keep tabs on everyone in life and this is where the paperwork is stored as well as profiles and such. We work around the clock trying to get the work done which really never gets done completely and by the next day the in-pile is high as the mountains…well not that high but it gets irritating to do so much work.”
The bus then hummed back to life and began to pull out of the parking spot, made a turn and then headed away from one of hell’s offices for the onis working in this dimension.
The bus now was riding smoothly, saki wondering why these roads were better kept then the others. He just shrugged, not caring as the bus was rolling.
The lead oni then spoke. “So pretty much, this is hell. Now we’re heading back to the blood pond, we’ll be there soon just relax and… well just float where you are on your seats.” The clouds then sat patiently as the bus went on it’s way. Saki was just really bored, he wish he could work out and such to get some form of strength, his focus mostly on upgrades and even that didn’t save him. It was gonna be a long bus ride, the clouds all talking to themselves. One of the clouds was crying and it was beside saki. “What’s wrong? Why you crying?” Saki as a spiritual cloud asked. The cloud now sobbing spoke. She said she missed her family and regrets killing with her boyfriend who got a body and left her for another woman. Saki was really comforting, telling her it would be okay and you’ll be attracting men once you get a body. She kept crying and the oni yelled for the spirit to shut up and that he was 6 minutes to being off his shift, not needing the bullshit of a soul crying that she missed her family when she took lifes.
Saki just floated on his seat, staring out of the window, overlooking the vast mountains of hell. It seemed like this would be his home for awhile, no need for a speedy return to the living realm, he’d use this time to improve himself and be more of a master then an expert. The bus then turned and was pulling into another office instead of Blood Pond. The bus then came to a halt in the parking spot and the engine turned off. “Guys, I’m off shift! I’m just going in to punch out.” The lead green oni with one horn then gave the clipboard to the oni bus driver who opened the door for him to get off. “Don’t leave the bus spirits! Stay in your seats!” He now walked out of the bus and went towards the punch clock. He took out his punch card out of the on shift slot and put it in to punch it out, putting it into the out shift slot. He then walked into the office and got a hold of the Oni that was on shift. He was waiting for the lead oni to come back to the office and went outside after being notified, took out the punch card out of the off shift slot and put it into the machine, punching in and placed it in the in shift slot. He was a teenager who walked towards the bus, the oni bus driver opening the doors for the kid to come in.
The kid was happy, the bus driver giving the kid the clipboard. He then faced the clouds. “Hey guys! How are ya doing! Isn’t it a great day in hell? Anyways, we’re gonna go back to the blood pond so stay seated and relax please.” The bus then started up and then died. “What the? The bus isn’t working, lucky thing I got a degree in mechanics.” The young oni said as he exited the bus and began to work on the engine. He found that the engine was needing an oil change and it was overheating. He went and got oil and water. He changed the oil right there then put in water to cool down the engine. He then put a coolent in the engine to keep it from overheating in the future.
Afterwards, he went back into the bus. “Sorry guys, I had to fix the bus…anyways, lets head back to blood pond!” The bus driver turned the key and the engine hummed back to life. The bus then reared up, making a turn then headed out of the second oni office in hell, heading towards blood pond; it’s last destination. It was gonna be a long bus ride but all saki had was time
The bus now drove smoothly down the road, saki floating on his seat as a cloud. The young oni then piped up. “Lets sing a song!” He then began to use his voice differently to make the sounds plesent ”The wheels on the bus go round and round! Round and round! Round and round! The wheels on the bus go round and round! My fare lady…”
Saki was just beside himself. (Really? The wheels on the bus? This is like, whack!) He was getting frustrated as the song went on and on, the remaining souls rocking back and forth singing the song with the teenage oni. (This is annoying, they think we’re children! I can’t take this shit much longer…the only reason I came down here was to get more skilled…this isn’t what I expected…a singalong? A fucking singalong?) He would have grabbed his head to cover his ears but he had no body: He was a spirit cloud and would have to live with this nonsense for now.
The teenage oni was really pissing him off, singing like this. He just floated there as the bus moved. Soon the teenage oni stopped and talked. “You guys are gonna have a good home here. Just play nice and don’t think you can’t be locked up for being really a nuisance.” Saki just shrugged while sitting down. “My parents got me this job, I’m so happy to be here with all of you lovely spirits. It’s beautiful, I got a job and a loving family…we’re your family now guys! So be kind and not a burden for us and you’ll have a fun time here!” Saki was just beside himself. (I died and gave up being repaired for this?) He thought to himself, getting pissed off by this nonsense. He wanted the bus to stop so he could get off and explore hell…sadly it wouldn’t, it would stop at the blood pond he appeared in front of when he was dropped in hell.
Now the bus driver spoke. “We’re not approaching the blood pond. Once the bus stops get out single file…you’ve been a good group of spirits….keep up the good work.” The bus pulled into the park and stopped at the bus stop by the blood pond, the bus coming to a stop. The teenage oni then yelled. “Everyone out! This field trip is over now guys! Have fun!” The teenage oni sat down while all the spirits filed out then he exited the bus, the door closing behind the teenage oni and driving out.
The artificial demon that was now a spirit cloud wondered what the point of all this was. He now floated away, sitting on a bench and just…doing nothing. There was nothing at all to do in hell as a spirit.
He couldn't even sit. Floating in rage...he could only think about his past
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