Osuushi

Osuushi arose from his slumber letting out a gaping roar as he threw his arms back, behind his back and proceeded to stretch his limbs in hopes of relieving some of the pain from the prior nights workout. He made his way to the refrigerator and grabbed from it a dozen eggs a 2 gallon jug of milk, and some fruits that he had received from the trees he had in his back-yard. Setting everything on the table, he began by eating all of the eggs raw by placing the slimy egg centers into a large container, mixed the yokes and the whites and created a thick yellow liquid that he proceeded to slurp up every last drop. With a grin on his face he concluded “that truly never gets old.” “Know, just a little something to wash it down” Osuushi took the container of milk uncapped it and began to down in with great haste. He slammed the empty jug on the table and finished up by first deseeding each of the fruits, that were like an apricot, he then proceeded to eat the fruits and then through the seeds out of the window into the backyard where his fruit tress grew. Osuushi stood up from his chair and made his way to the door that was a big beefy wooden door custom made for his immense size. Once outside he took a deep breath in and then exhaled, his lungs filled with the clean mountain air. Peaking over the small fences Ossuushi saw all the neighbors up bright eyed and bush tailed working hard on their back-yards. Crouching over Osuushi began picking all the weeds that surrounded his fruit trees. After disposing the picked weeds in a comp. bin he began to pick the fruits from the tree being careful not to crush them with his might. Osuushi took the fruits he collected inside into the refrigerator in preparations of tomorrows’ meal. Stepping back outside he made his way to a small hut where he butchered meat daily to provide for the town in return for his home.

Flipping through pages Osuushi examined the different sections of meat and what was what peace. Slicing firmly through each piece he was precise and quick, like cutting through butter. An hour passed of stacking slabs on slabs. Wrapping everything up in butcher paper required another hour and soon enough he had a whole room full of cow and pig. Grabbing hand fulls at a time he made his way back into his home making loads back and forth transporting the meat into a cart in his home. After grabbing a list Osuushi began on his journey wheeling to each house that had purchased meat in advance delivering their packages. Often people made conversation, and most in the town were happy at all times with little around to irritate them 100 miles away from modern civilization. Osuushi had finished his loads, it was now around noon and the sun was at its highest point of the day. Osuushi would make his way to his backyard after removing most of his clothes exposing his muscular body. Leaving behind a polyester pair of underwear. He dropped down on one finger and began pumping out push-ups. After a few 100 he would move on to Sit ups while putting holding a rock for extra resistance when he lifted his chest. Squats, Chin Ups, Pull ups, he did it all each day until it was dark outside. Finally feeling satisfied with his workout Osuushi made his way inside the comforts of his home. After taking a shower he grabbed four steaks out of the refrigerator, put 1 on each burner and drizzled small amounts of spices and sea salt on the steaks, and waited. After they finished cooking he used his bare hands to separate the meat into strips that he ate as fast as he could rip it off the steak. Feeling more than deserving Osuushi made his way out of his house dressed up as per usual in a dress outfit; he began his journey to the saloon. As he ducked down through the entrance he made his way to the bar and sat down, years prior he received terrible attention from people for being so massive, but know most in the town came to accept him. Osuushi sat down next to a rather attractive female named Joy who he knew on a first name bases. Osuushi slapped his massive paw on the counter, and once he received the attention of the bar tender he spoke “one Martini on the rocks please.” Osuushi glanced to Joy and noticed she was looking back, Osuushi extruded his hand for a handshake whilst saying “Hello, do you recognize me?”
The woman accepted the hand shake and responded “of course, you are the meat deliver man, right?”
Osuushi sat deeper in his chair and a little more relaxed, “I see you do remember me.” While exchanging small stalk for a few minutes Osuushi noticed in the corner of the saloon a man was wasted and was mumbling under his breath some form of inaudible hate speech.
Finally, the man sprang up and pulled out a gun he screamed “NO BODY MOVE, OR YOU ALL DIE!” Streaks of fear echoed the saloon, this was an event of myth in this society, and no one knew how to react other than screaming and crying. The shooter took a few warning shots at the floor to strike fear. Osuushi cradled Joy, and the man made a b line straight for Joy.
Osuushi whispered into her ear before the man was close enough to hear “stay calm, and don’t stand up straight, stay bent down, PROMISE ME!”
The girl nodded her head, and the man with the gun began to grab onto her and attempted to pull her, he spoke “let go of her fat old grandpa or the girl gets shot.” Out the corner of his ear Osuushi could hear the girl quivering. The man put the gun to Osuushi’s temple, Osuushi rapidly flexed his body and swung his forearm up 90 degrees from his lap and smashed the gun out of the man’s hand sending the gun flying into the kitchen window. Osuushi grabbed the man by the throat and could feel the built up rage from his earlier life rushing back to him, the hate, the will to kill.
Joy tapped Osuushi on the shoulder and screamed “don’t kill him.” Osuushi dragged the guy outside by his neck, the man was knocked out by Osuushi’s tight grip. Osuushi threw the man into the garbage can and avoided eye contact with everyone including joy, and he made his way home. Osuushi sat down at his dinner table and rubbed his head scared as to how he will be viewed. Worried he will be looked down upon for harming the man. Osuushi managed to clear his mind up and laid down on his lengthy but narrow custom bed. About an hour went by when all of the sudden there was a ringing at the door, Osuushi answered it, cops. Osuushi wasn’t sure what to do, he froze.
The cops looking up at Osuushi said “Sir, we’ld like you to come with us.”
Osuushi spoke “Bill I know you, you know I wasn’t trying to harm him.” Osuushi knew he would have harmed him if it was not for Joy. The cops grabbed ahold of Osuushi who did not restrain and escorted him to the drive way. On the drive way families were huddled with various gifts and foods, once Osuushi arrived they all almost in sync screamed “thank you”, and then voices split “you saved my daughter’s life I’m so grateful,” “you saved my wife’s’ life I’m so grateful,” “you saved my son’s life I’m so grateful” etc.
Osuushi had a tear fall from his cheek, half crying he muttered “thanks guys.”
The two cops spoke while patting him on the back “a hero deserves to be recognized.”


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