A Set of New Variables (Jarvis/Open)

Island homes were like mountain homes in the sense that sometimes it was a little easier to sneak about one especially when you had strength to rip through most things that would block your way. Usually when the true masters were away such places tended to be not as protected as they often seemed. Without the tenants sometimes it was easy to sneak around but the tenant had returned recently so just the same would other staff. A scream did echo from the halls within the more central area of this palace of palaces. One of the gates ripped open and a door broken as the small green sunglasses wearing creature had wondered in. 

The screams would continue as some house staff would try and get the masters attention as to what was happening in the kitchen. If the master of the house herself did come fast enough she'd find one of the women kitchen staff being attempted to be stuffed in one of the larger ovens a small green foot in a white boot that had clawed toes sticking out of the ends of them. Shoving hard on the woman trying to get her inside the oven as she fought back a little mixed with feelings of not really desiring to be backed alive. A dead animal or two behind the green creature some sort of dogs he'd found someplace he may have cooked if not for the fact he'd found a larger tastier meat here and now. Trying to shove her within the hot box. 

"Get in oven! Get in fat lady! Me eats! Eats fat lady! In you go, In hot box you go!" He'd let out with a lightly sticky saliva almost grindy like voice. 

He hadn't even truly really noticed the lady of some high esteem had arrived. An when one of the other staff had stopped grabbing at him he simply went to pushing with both arms as well as kicking with one leg. Trying to stuff this fat lady in cooking clothes in the oven. He wondered if these things would taste like roasted duck perhaps. He'd eaten a few ducks since arriving on this planet and liked them dearly. Not as much as cat though but those were harder to catch. Dirty little things with furry claws. But his mind got pulled from the thoughts of delights as he kicked clawed and shoved trying to get the woman into the oven. When he found himself on the receiving end of some strange beam of energy. 

He found himself flying toward the wall, into the wall, then out the other side of the wall landing in one of the other rooms. Rising to his feet slowly but more so hand first. As a green claw shot upward out of the rubble. A muffled grumble heard from underneath as a lightly bloodied creature popped out in the room over through the new doorway. HE lifted his head up snorting at the woman he now got a look at it. "Gra Graka!"(You bitch!) Clearly a bit short of breath and perhaps not in the best of health now as he lifted shaking off the rubble that had piled around him. Although his empty stomach only made it that much more worse. He'd reach a hand into his now lightly cracked armor sliding it under the chest piece. An with that he'd pull out a small set of sunglasses and click them open as he placed them over his small eyes as if about to get serious as some warriors often looked before a major battle had played out. He'd seen such style in his few years in the PTO where he became a captain years prior. So the cool if not suave retort only seemed the proper response. Lucky for him as well saibamen got so many tough jobs even if his body roared in pain he could at least often still keep working. 

He'd not make it far as little talon like toe nails clicked along the flooring and eventually on the first set of stairs he could find. Reaching up yanking off several pictures from the wall as well as paintings chucking them as he made his way upwards trying to slow down his now levitating foe. He'd snort lightly after this and smack his chest with both fists as if a ape beating its chest. Letting out a mighty growl perhaps trying to warn or scare off the woman before bolting down another hallway quick on its little. Although with each set of steps the click and clack of his claw like toes on the floor were hard to miss. "Giikishi Shaaaagrka!"(Floating lady!!!!) Moving quickly. He'd clawing and eventually forcing through one of the side rooms and slamming the door shut behind him. One of the bed rooms it looked like after he entered. The other side of the door having several claw marks where he appeared to have tried to shove it open but eventually given up to just simply use the door knob. However if she'd been getting close not only would the small scratch marks leading to the door be present as well as on the door she'd hear the light 'click' as he turned to door to lock. Nodding on the other side behind his sunglasses letting out a cheeky giggle. Before turning around and diving under the bed for safe hiding and a moment to regain his barrings and senses on what to do next. Chewing lightly on the edge of the blankets that were at the edge of the bottom of the bed as well as he was still annoyed he'd been denied good meatsies. 



-Thrown paintings/pictures or decorations on walls along path. 5% 3,500 PL