Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2016 2:11:20 GMT -5
Maxim – No! Definitely not! I will not cook this dinosaur meat to you, Gummy Bear! What the hell are you thinking that I am? I am a great wizard, with some alchemy skills, I’m not a chef. If you want to cook that meat, ok, but do it yourself.
Marmite – I do not know how to cook and you make a delicious bacon, so I thought that you could cook this dinosaur meat, too. You are useless, Maxim.
Maxim – I hate you! Our agreement is that I have to cook bacon for you, only bacon. Bacon is the only thing that I know how to cook. If you want so bad to cook this dinosaur meat, learn how to doing it. I have things more important to do. I will go to the underground lab and do some experiments with the lava rock and the ashes that you brought. You bacon is on the kitchen table!
Maxim went down to his lab and left Marmite thinking on what to do. He realized that if he want to eat that dinosaur meat, he had to learn how to cook. Some years ago, Maxim taught Marmite how to read and write. Marmite always thought that was a waste of time, but now he realized that read and write earthlings language was useful.
Marmite went to the library of Maxim and started to search for a cookbook. After some minutes, he found one on the fourth shelf. He passed about 2 hours reading the book and eating his bacon. He went back to the kitchen and started to try what he learned from the book. He burned some pieces, cut wrong other pieces, put too much salt in others, but after some time, he cooked a good roasted dinosaur beef. “Oh, this is good, not too good as bacon, but is good. Ok, let’s try another recipe”. After some tries, he made a good boiled beef. “Yeah, I can make this, I can cook! So, let’s try to cook some bacon”. After the beef, cooking bacon was easy, but for some reason, his bacon was not so good as Maxim bacon.
The smell of good food spread through the house and Maxim smelled it. He stopped his experiments and went up to see what was happening. When he got in the kitchen, it was a mess: pieces of bone and meat on all sides, a pile of dirty pots in the sink, and hilarious Marmite with a white apron and his head with a chef's hat format.
Maxim – Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua! You are ridiculous! What the hell are you doing? And what is this good smell in the air?
Marmite – Oh! You liked my chef’s hat head. You said that if I wanted to eat the dinosaur meat, I would have to cook it myself. So, I read a cookbook that I found on your library and started to cook.
Maxim – Aha! You can learn very fast. It is an excellent ability. But, is it good? Had you already taste it?
Marmite – Yeah! And it is very good. Dinosaur meat is delicious no matter how it is cooked. Go ahead, taste it!
Maxim tasted some of the roasted dinosaur beef and some of the boiled beef. He was astonished; he never thought that the Majin could cook so well. At the same time, he started to become afraid. Afraid because if he can cook, he can make his own bacon and the majin would not need him anymore, escaping or even killing Maxim.
Maxim – Why have you not cooked bacon?
Marmite – I tried, but it was not good as yours. You can relax; I will still need you for cooking bacon for me.
Maxim was relieved, his agreement with Marmite still exist. It would be a waste if the majin got out of control and he had to activate the spell to seal Marmite.
Maxim – I already saw that you can cook meat, but and the garnish? Rice, vegetables, etc. Can you cook them?
Marmite – I think that I can do it. I only need the ingredients. Tomorrow, I will go back to that island. I saw there many vegetables and other ingredients.
Maxim – Why did not you go to the market on the street corner and buy them?
Marmite – Because go to the island and get them is funnier. I can fly at full speed and no one will complain about cars and other things flying around when I pass near. Now I will put this dinosaur meat in the refrigerator, I do not want it to rot. Do you want more of the lava stone and ashes?
Maxim – Yes, get some for me. I already used the ones that you brought.
Marmite – Just remember to leave my bacon on the kitchen table. I want to eat it before the dinner. I will make the dinner.
The next day, after midday, Marmite flew away to the island, to get all the stuff: the ingredients for the dinner, and the ingredients for the experiments of Maxim. After he arrived at the shore, he charged up his ki and flew at top speed to the island. The speed was such that he opened a gap on the surface of the sea. He arrived quickly on the island and started to get the ingredients for the dinner. He found almost all of them: carrots, chives, parsleys, corianders, but potatoes. He searched for them for the entire island, but did not find. So, he went after the ingredients for Maxim. When he was getting the lava rock and the ashes, he felt a ki, but not a normal ki, a bigger ki than the animals and dinosaurs of the island. He turned around and saw a bipedal dinosaur, with pudgy stomach, two arms, two wings, a tail, two yellow eyes and a horn in the middle of his nose. His skin has two different colors, a dark green coloration in the front section and a dark blue on the back section and wings. He was looking directly to Marmite and, for Marmite surprise, the winged dinosaur started to talk.
Winged Dinosaur – What the hell are you? You are not human, you look like a tutti-frutti gum.
Marmite – What is your name, fatty winged lizard?
Winged Dinosaur – My name is Giraikoh, descendant of the great Giran, the mightiest Giras!
Marmite – To me, you are only the big fatty winged dinosaur who knows how to speak. A big chunk of meat that can fly and speak.
Winged Dinosaur – WHAT! I will eat you alive!
Marmite – Just try.
Giraikoh tried to hit Marmite, but any of the attacks touched Marmite. Giraikoh was furious and spat a green slime that bounded Marmite. He charged on top speed in Marmite direction. With his malleable body, Marmite escaped from the slime and dodged the charge from Giraikoh. “I will try a thing that I used only one time in my training at Maxim home. I will get the potato and get rid of this fatty”. He pointed his antenna towards Giraikoh and said: “Turn a big potato!” A pink beam was fired towards Giraikoh. When the beam hit Giraikoh, a big flash happened and where Giraikoh was, a big potato appeared. Marmite grabbed the big potato and flew to Maxim’s home.
At Maxim’s home, he left the lava rock and ashes on the door of the Maxim underground laboratory, went to the kitchen, and started to cook. Two hours later he finished, his first elaborated meal, a dinosaur stew with vegetables.
Marmite called Maxim to eat the dinner. Maxim ate the stew and liked a lot. And from this time, Marmite started to make the launch and dinner in Maxim’s home.
Marmite – I do not know how to cook and you make a delicious bacon, so I thought that you could cook this dinosaur meat, too. You are useless, Maxim.
Maxim – I hate you! Our agreement is that I have to cook bacon for you, only bacon. Bacon is the only thing that I know how to cook. If you want so bad to cook this dinosaur meat, learn how to doing it. I have things more important to do. I will go to the underground lab and do some experiments with the lava rock and the ashes that you brought. You bacon is on the kitchen table!
Maxim went down to his lab and left Marmite thinking on what to do. He realized that if he want to eat that dinosaur meat, he had to learn how to cook. Some years ago, Maxim taught Marmite how to read and write. Marmite always thought that was a waste of time, but now he realized that read and write earthlings language was useful.
Marmite went to the library of Maxim and started to search for a cookbook. After some minutes, he found one on the fourth shelf. He passed about 2 hours reading the book and eating his bacon. He went back to the kitchen and started to try what he learned from the book. He burned some pieces, cut wrong other pieces, put too much salt in others, but after some time, he cooked a good roasted dinosaur beef. “Oh, this is good, not too good as bacon, but is good. Ok, let’s try another recipe”. After some tries, he made a good boiled beef. “Yeah, I can make this, I can cook! So, let’s try to cook some bacon”. After the beef, cooking bacon was easy, but for some reason, his bacon was not so good as Maxim bacon.
The smell of good food spread through the house and Maxim smelled it. He stopped his experiments and went up to see what was happening. When he got in the kitchen, it was a mess: pieces of bone and meat on all sides, a pile of dirty pots in the sink, and hilarious Marmite with a white apron and his head with a chef's hat format.
Maxim – Huahuahuahuahuahuahuahua! You are ridiculous! What the hell are you doing? And what is this good smell in the air?
Marmite – Oh! You liked my chef’s hat head. You said that if I wanted to eat the dinosaur meat, I would have to cook it myself. So, I read a cookbook that I found on your library and started to cook.
Maxim – Aha! You can learn very fast. It is an excellent ability. But, is it good? Had you already taste it?
Marmite – Yeah! And it is very good. Dinosaur meat is delicious no matter how it is cooked. Go ahead, taste it!
Maxim tasted some of the roasted dinosaur beef and some of the boiled beef. He was astonished; he never thought that the Majin could cook so well. At the same time, he started to become afraid. Afraid because if he can cook, he can make his own bacon and the majin would not need him anymore, escaping or even killing Maxim.
Maxim – Why have you not cooked bacon?
Marmite – I tried, but it was not good as yours. You can relax; I will still need you for cooking bacon for me.
Maxim was relieved, his agreement with Marmite still exist. It would be a waste if the majin got out of control and he had to activate the spell to seal Marmite.
Maxim – I already saw that you can cook meat, but and the garnish? Rice, vegetables, etc. Can you cook them?
Marmite – I think that I can do it. I only need the ingredients. Tomorrow, I will go back to that island. I saw there many vegetables and other ingredients.
Maxim – Why did not you go to the market on the street corner and buy them?
Marmite – Because go to the island and get them is funnier. I can fly at full speed and no one will complain about cars and other things flying around when I pass near. Now I will put this dinosaur meat in the refrigerator, I do not want it to rot. Do you want more of the lava stone and ashes?
Maxim – Yes, get some for me. I already used the ones that you brought.
Marmite – Just remember to leave my bacon on the kitchen table. I want to eat it before the dinner. I will make the dinner.
The next day, after midday, Marmite flew away to the island, to get all the stuff: the ingredients for the dinner, and the ingredients for the experiments of Maxim. After he arrived at the shore, he charged up his ki and flew at top speed to the island. The speed was such that he opened a gap on the surface of the sea. He arrived quickly on the island and started to get the ingredients for the dinner. He found almost all of them: carrots, chives, parsleys, corianders, but potatoes. He searched for them for the entire island, but did not find. So, he went after the ingredients for Maxim. When he was getting the lava rock and the ashes, he felt a ki, but not a normal ki, a bigger ki than the animals and dinosaurs of the island. He turned around and saw a bipedal dinosaur, with pudgy stomach, two arms, two wings, a tail, two yellow eyes and a horn in the middle of his nose. His skin has two different colors, a dark green coloration in the front section and a dark blue on the back section and wings. He was looking directly to Marmite and, for Marmite surprise, the winged dinosaur started to talk.
Winged Dinosaur – What the hell are you? You are not human, you look like a tutti-frutti gum.
Marmite – What is your name, fatty winged lizard?
Winged Dinosaur – My name is Giraikoh, descendant of the great Giran, the mightiest Giras!
Marmite – To me, you are only the big fatty winged dinosaur who knows how to speak. A big chunk of meat that can fly and speak.
Winged Dinosaur – WHAT! I will eat you alive!
Marmite – Just try.
Giraikoh tried to hit Marmite, but any of the attacks touched Marmite. Giraikoh was furious and spat a green slime that bounded Marmite. He charged on top speed in Marmite direction. With his malleable body, Marmite escaped from the slime and dodged the charge from Giraikoh. “I will try a thing that I used only one time in my training at Maxim home. I will get the potato and get rid of this fatty”. He pointed his antenna towards Giraikoh and said: “Turn a big potato!” A pink beam was fired towards Giraikoh. When the beam hit Giraikoh, a big flash happened and where Giraikoh was, a big potato appeared. Marmite grabbed the big potato and flew to Maxim’s home.
At Maxim’s home, he left the lava rock and ashes on the door of the Maxim underground laboratory, went to the kitchen, and started to cook. Two hours later he finished, his first elaborated meal, a dinosaur stew with vegetables.
Marmite called Maxim to eat the dinner. Maxim ate the stew and liked a lot. And from this time, Marmite started to make the launch and dinner in Maxim’s home.