Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2016 14:03:10 GMT -5
*Free Space, coming back from mission*
Plasma was finally returning to his mothership, now with seven bounties to collect and a new transport, a small space-craft that could be sold or kept if Odrog had any use for it. The assignment itself was easy, the consecutive turn of events after it that were the interesting part. He had just helped someone with ship problems, arrested space-pirates that tried to rob his clients and later caught the whole pirate crew and their ship, a mothership equipped with stealth system, a cargo bay and seven space-pods. Unfortunately Plasma accidentally activated the self-destruct system while looting the captain's chamber, but not until he found a file containing the coordinates to the pirates treasure.
Plasma was now deciding what to do: deliver the pirates to authorities and collecting their bounties then go back to his team and go to find the treasure together. This is the most logical course of action to him, but the pirates could tell the "authorities" about the treasure and then Plasma would loose it. Another option was to left the pirates on his team mothership while they went to look for the treasure...but the pirates could go free and steal the ship somehow, not an option after all. There's also the possibility to kill the pirates and then go look for the treasure, alone or with the team. This idea could also backfire if the treasure would prove lesser valuable then the bounties... - 'Well, I'm going alone and gonna take this bunch with me. I used only half my power and was enough to deal with them all, this will be easy. Worst case scenery, I bring the power cells with me. Yeah, that's definitively the best option, no way something can go behind me and bite me in the ass' - decided, Plasma set course to the coordinates of the treasure.
Some hours later, the bio-android reaches a moon of a planet three times it's size. There checked if the pirates were tightly bound and got the all the power cells from the space-craft, all but one, he don't want to kill his prizes by asphyxiation or any environment dysfunction. He get's his so helpful pad and write a message: "I'm leaving this ship to find something to eat and as precaution I'm taking most of the power cells with me, leaving one that will keep the atmosphere inside life friendly. Be aware, if you try to leave this planet, this only cell will not survive for long while both energizing the motors and the atmosphere generator, and if you guys have the brilliant idea to try and take the cells from me and ruin my hunt, I will eat you instead!" - with his warning made, Plasma go out of the transport in search for the hidden prize - 'Ok, let's see...more to the north and look for a big rocky...rocket formation I think...whatever, better hurry'.
Two hours later, searching the desert moon, Plasma finally pin-point the exactly location of the treasure. The delay wasn't because of incompetence of the bio-android, but rather, the location was empty and when Plasma though about dig the place it the moon floor revealed too much hard for the pirates to have done it...then he came with a theory - 'Well, if the coordinates are right, there IS the right location. If digging isn't possible most propably exists a hidden entrance. If I start searching now it will take...two more hours I guess. All right! Let's NOT do this!' - turning back to the spacecraft - 'I'm getting that moron captain to show me, if not, he's dead, hehehe'.
Reaching the transport Plasma free the captain and holding him down fix the cocoon holding the other eleven people, locking Orenjihige's hands with his bio-glue, getting his trusted pad, plus a space-exploration gear to Orenjihige. Putting the gear on the former captain and throwing him outside, turning to the others and putting his hands together and very much like when you do it before eat - 'Itadakimasu' - making the crew shiver before he leaves the transport himself and locking the door. Outside, he grabs Orenjihige and fly towards the treasure point and after reaching there he drops the bearded alien and begins to write on his pad:
"Ok, where's the entrance?"
- HA! What are you talking about? Entrance to where?
"Really? Idiot I have the fucking map, why do you think we are here now?"
- Tch! That map was where we were planning on to hide the treasures, there's nothing yet... - he tried to dissuade the bio-android, who in response turned to more...drastic measures of persuasion - 'I got no time for this shit' - writting down the following:
"Well, let tell you something about my self: I'm a big blue predator that are really intelligent but for some irony of fate is mute, go figure, and also posses a LOT of power. But. That's not the my most interesting feature. The more interesting, AND disturbing, about me is that I drink other intelligent living beings, big ones, your size ones. Cool huh? So because of that, I have a little difficult time to find a meal that I actually can eat, that way forcing me spend mountains of money to buy one meal. And right now, well, because of our little confrontation on your ship, I'm kind hungry, aaaaand you, you are beginning to look a lot like a Space-MC Burger. So, if I do not find a good amount of valuables to trade for a meal, well...you will have to suffice...So! Your answer?
" (yes, Plasma put a smile at the end of the message)
Orenjihige, after reading Plasma's proposal, first began to cold-sweat, then shiver, and finally gag:
- Pl-please, I-I wi-will d-do i-it, j-just d-don't e-eat m-me pl-please - and without being able to walk straight or using his power to fly, went on crawling before Plasma holding it with his tail and fly on the pointed direction.
Half an hour later, both of them where walking through a cave that had his entrance hidden one mile away from the treasure point...under a rock... - 'The funny is thing: I would really take too much time looking for it all by myself' - and then they reach the end of the line: a big round door with a painted big red "X" on it - 'No sir, there are nothing inside here, I'm sorry you better go away now...yeah, this is arguable the most stupid feat of this idiots' - a small control panel was by it's side and when Plasma went to check it the screen displayed a two steps security lock - 'Hum, first a finger print scan, easy enough' - Plasma put the captain's hand on the screen and with a bell sound it turns green - 'First lock checked, now a retinal scan...man you know you could very well be dead for this don't you? Someone just needed to rip your hand and eye to open. Well, good thing you're already here, otherwise I think I would've done it' - and the the bell sounded again and screen turned green as the door opened revealing a room full of... - 'What...? THIS is your "treasure"?! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
The treasure room was indeed a treasure room, but...looks like it's only the captain's "treasure". The room was a perfect cube with twenty meters per square and it's walls were covered in paintings about females, young females, all different from one another. There were piles of books and magazines organized in bookcases and tables together with VHSs and on the wall opposite to the entrance a gigantic monitor playing something like a video-game starring the girls on the walls. But the most interesting, or disturbing, were the dolls. There were dolls everywhere, small and human-sized, of all the girls on the walls in different clothes and positions, some of them even talked: "Oniii-chan!" - 'Yeesh, I think even 22 would have the chills inside here, but more important...' - "Where. The fuck. Is. The money...?" - Plasma wrote on the pad.
- There's is none, only my precious achieves, my Konami-chans, and Niele-chan, and Kusanagi-chan, and Matoi-chan, and Sa... - Plasma break his pad on Orenjihige's head while he was still talking, then proceed to leave the room, re-program the computer with a simple password: MOTHER FUCKER; and comes back to the space-craft. Binding Orenjihige again on the cocoon and setting course to the SSO mothership.
'That was a utterly and comic failure. I will just pass this to Odrog and hope he can salvage anything from this mess, hum, another ship is passing by. Maybe they I could send a message about the SSO servic...OHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POWER?!!!!!! THREE OVERWHELMING SIGNATURES AT LEAST 20 TIMES MY OWN AND ONE ANOTHER ALMOST 100 TIMES BIGGER THAN MINE!!!!!! STAYING CLEAR OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!'
WC: 1.479
(Would like zeny plz)
Plasma was finally returning to his mothership, now with seven bounties to collect and a new transport, a small space-craft that could be sold or kept if Odrog had any use for it. The assignment itself was easy, the consecutive turn of events after it that were the interesting part. He had just helped someone with ship problems, arrested space-pirates that tried to rob his clients and later caught the whole pirate crew and their ship, a mothership equipped with stealth system, a cargo bay and seven space-pods. Unfortunately Plasma accidentally activated the self-destruct system while looting the captain's chamber, but not until he found a file containing the coordinates to the pirates treasure.
Plasma was now deciding what to do: deliver the pirates to authorities and collecting their bounties then go back to his team and go to find the treasure together. This is the most logical course of action to him, but the pirates could tell the "authorities" about the treasure and then Plasma would loose it. Another option was to left the pirates on his team mothership while they went to look for the treasure...but the pirates could go free and steal the ship somehow, not an option after all. There's also the possibility to kill the pirates and then go look for the treasure, alone or with the team. This idea could also backfire if the treasure would prove lesser valuable then the bounties... - 'Well, I'm going alone and gonna take this bunch with me. I used only half my power and was enough to deal with them all, this will be easy. Worst case scenery, I bring the power cells with me. Yeah, that's definitively the best option, no way something can go behind me and bite me in the ass' - decided, Plasma set course to the coordinates of the treasure.
Some hours later, the bio-android reaches a moon of a planet three times it's size. There checked if the pirates were tightly bound and got the all the power cells from the space-craft, all but one, he don't want to kill his prizes by asphyxiation or any environment dysfunction. He get's his so helpful pad and write a message: "I'm leaving this ship to find something to eat and as precaution I'm taking most of the power cells with me, leaving one that will keep the atmosphere inside life friendly. Be aware, if you try to leave this planet, this only cell will not survive for long while both energizing the motors and the atmosphere generator, and if you guys have the brilliant idea to try and take the cells from me and ruin my hunt, I will eat you instead!" - with his warning made, Plasma go out of the transport in search for the hidden prize - 'Ok, let's see...more to the north and look for a big rocky...rocket formation I think...whatever, better hurry'.
Two hours later, searching the desert moon, Plasma finally pin-point the exactly location of the treasure. The delay wasn't because of incompetence of the bio-android, but rather, the location was empty and when Plasma though about dig the place it the moon floor revealed too much hard for the pirates to have done it...then he came with a theory - 'Well, if the coordinates are right, there IS the right location. If digging isn't possible most propably exists a hidden entrance. If I start searching now it will take...two more hours I guess. All right! Let's NOT do this!' - turning back to the spacecraft - 'I'm getting that moron captain to show me, if not, he's dead, hehehe'.
Reaching the transport Plasma free the captain and holding him down fix the cocoon holding the other eleven people, locking Orenjihige's hands with his bio-glue, getting his trusted pad, plus a space-exploration gear to Orenjihige. Putting the gear on the former captain and throwing him outside, turning to the others and putting his hands together and very much like when you do it before eat - 'Itadakimasu' - making the crew shiver before he leaves the transport himself and locking the door. Outside, he grabs Orenjihige and fly towards the treasure point and after reaching there he drops the bearded alien and begins to write on his pad:
"Ok, where's the entrance?"
- HA! What are you talking about? Entrance to where?
"Really? Idiot I have the fucking map, why do you think we are here now?"
- Tch! That map was where we were planning on to hide the treasures, there's nothing yet... - he tried to dissuade the bio-android, who in response turned to more...drastic measures of persuasion - 'I got no time for this shit' - writting down the following:
"Well, let tell you something about my self: I'm a big blue predator that are really intelligent but for some irony of fate is mute, go figure, and also posses a LOT of power. But. That's not the my most interesting feature. The more interesting, AND disturbing, about me is that I drink other intelligent living beings, big ones, your size ones. Cool huh? So because of that, I have a little difficult time to find a meal that I actually can eat, that way forcing me spend mountains of money to buy one meal. And right now, well, because of our little confrontation on your ship, I'm kind hungry, aaaaand you, you are beginning to look a lot like a Space-MC Burger. So, if I do not find a good amount of valuables to trade for a meal, well...you will have to suffice...So! Your answer?
" (yes, Plasma put a smile at the end of the message)Orenjihige, after reading Plasma's proposal, first began to cold-sweat, then shiver, and finally gag:
- Pl-please, I-I wi-will d-do i-it, j-just d-don't e-eat m-me pl-please - and without being able to walk straight or using his power to fly, went on crawling before Plasma holding it with his tail and fly on the pointed direction.
Half an hour later, both of them where walking through a cave that had his entrance hidden one mile away from the treasure point...under a rock... - 'The funny is thing: I would really take too much time looking for it all by myself' - and then they reach the end of the line: a big round door with a painted big red "X" on it - 'No sir, there are nothing inside here, I'm sorry you better go away now...yeah, this is arguable the most stupid feat of this idiots' - a small control panel was by it's side and when Plasma went to check it the screen displayed a two steps security lock - 'Hum, first a finger print scan, easy enough' - Plasma put the captain's hand on the screen and with a bell sound it turns green - 'First lock checked, now a retinal scan...man you know you could very well be dead for this don't you? Someone just needed to rip your hand and eye to open. Well, good thing you're already here, otherwise I think I would've done it' - and the the bell sounded again and screen turned green as the door opened revealing a room full of... - 'What...? THIS is your "treasure"?! YOU GOTTA BE SHITTING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'.
The treasure room was indeed a treasure room, but...looks like it's only the captain's "treasure". The room was a perfect cube with twenty meters per square and it's walls were covered in paintings about females, young females, all different from one another. There were piles of books and magazines organized in bookcases and tables together with VHSs and on the wall opposite to the entrance a gigantic monitor playing something like a video-game starring the girls on the walls. But the most interesting, or disturbing, were the dolls. There were dolls everywhere, small and human-sized, of all the girls on the walls in different clothes and positions, some of them even talked: "Oniii-chan!" - 'Yeesh, I think even 22 would have the chills inside here, but more important...' - "Where. The fuck. Is. The money...?" - Plasma wrote on the pad.
- There's is none, only my precious achieves, my Konami-chans, and Niele-chan, and Kusanagi-chan, and Matoi-chan, and Sa... - Plasma break his pad on Orenjihige's head while he was still talking, then proceed to leave the room, re-program the computer with a simple password: MOTHER FUCKER; and comes back to the space-craft. Binding Orenjihige again on the cocoon and setting course to the SSO mothership.
'That was a utterly and comic failure. I will just pass this to Odrog and hope he can salvage anything from this mess, hum, another ship is passing by. Maybe they I could send a message about the SSO servic...OHHHHHHHHHH, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS POWER?!!!!!! THREE OVERWHELMING SIGNATURES AT LEAST 20 TIMES MY OWN AND ONE ANOTHER ALMOST 100 TIMES BIGGER THAN MINE!!!!!! STAYING CLEAR OF THAT!!!!!!!!!!'
WC: 1.479
(Would like zeny plz)
