Post by Hotato on Apr 6, 2016 21:42:07 GMT -5
[PL: 6,814 /Weighted PL: 1,703 (Heavy W. 75%)]
*Saiyans prison, somewhere on Blehbarry*
- It doesn't matter if you sleep or not, what can one saiyan do against a whole army? Our elites tried and failed, what can a lousy runt like you do? - spoke the old saiyan who shared the cell with Hotato.
- I'm an elite also old man, don't you judge me only by my age. I conquered my first planet with 3 years old, a hellish jungle planet where not only I had to fight the local tribes but also fight against the planet every changing environments, and I mean temperatures from bellow freezing to scorching hot, rains that dropped like hammers or daggers, and most of all was the air, the air was weird and sometimes I could breath normally and others I became more energetic but also had terrible headaches on the first months. Other times the air was lacking and I tired faster before adapting to it and learn to use less energy. And I'm not even telling about the wild life there. Still with all of this shit I did conquered the planet and came back to Vegeta in only 10 months! Tell me old man, am I lousy?
The old man changed his posture, he sit on the middle of his bed with both legs crossed. On his time scarred face, the old man shows only irritation. His eyes are cold, seizing the young elite from head to toe. He tries to spit but there's no humidity, no saliva on his mouth. Hotato notices the graybeard's reaction and his anger, although his face and body do not show, is visible in his now red eyes.
- Every saiyan warrior was capable of conquering planets. You conquering a planet with 3 years old just means that planet wasn't that big of a deal. You are still just a brat that have done your job, like everyone else, don't glorify yourself for that - said the aged saiyan with a calm but penalizing tone.
- What about trained in the Vegetean Fighting Academy? - Hotato burst - I fought and learn there for three years. Taught by the best, sadistic and brutal mentors of the Saiyan Empire. Turning from a outcast into a model-warrior to the other students through sheer power. Conquering another 2 planets and still having time to reach the Top 3 at the Carnival in a bloody battle at the Coliseum. All of that in just THREE YEARS!!! Above me were only two more, and even them would've end becoming my preys if not for that damned war and those damned kagamis! Because of them I had lost more than time... - the young boy sudden stops his outburst, like he had been punched in the face.
After hearing of his training at the Academy, the old saiyan lifted an eye-brown and putting his hand against his chin, he inspect Hotato one more time. This time however, he began to see the marks the Academy left on the young fighter: though muscles, sharp eyes, balanced stance; he wasn't lying, he was a student of the Academy. But still...
- I believe you came from the Academy...but this anger of yours, it isn't about the current situation of our people. Tell me, where does it come from? - asked the graybeard.
- My fate was stolen from me elder, but I will have it back you can count on it.! You see, during the Empire-Alliance struggle, my m- I mean, the Executor tried to get me out of the planet after the Queen died, and she succeeded, without my consent. Her servant knocked me out and next time I awake I'm on a all alone, surviving 8 years on a monster filled planet!
*Mysterious planet, Year 1583, Day 1498*
'I hate this planet. Not that I haven't gone to worst places, like for example...my second conquered planet, filled with poisonous water (I guess it was, it stinked anyways) and some lizard-people that smelled worse than the water (I didn't even think it was possible). Hum, thinking about it, the shower rooms of the Academy weren't that different. Only difference were the Academy had saiyans and the water wasn't poisonous. Anyway, this place had, nobody! Absolute devoid of people or animals! Even the oasis in it's canyons had only plants and water' - the young saiyan though to himself - 'At least I wouldn't starve or die of thirst, the few canyons I found had a limitless source of water, and if I was careful the fruits and vegetables growing of the plants would last. Oh yeah, all the food I ate here is unknown, I ate them so I wouldn't starve and discovered that their taste is almost the same as every other I have eaten, and because of that I named them according. So far I've ate apples, oranges, carrots, cherries, mangoes, tomatoes, coconuts, cabbages, broccoli, pears and peaches (these are my favorites). How much I want one of them now' - Hotato thinks to himself while running along the winds of the sandstorm, trying to get out of it - 'Oh yeah! And this is the reason, I think, this place is deserted. Who could keep living in a place where the fucking wind tries to kill you?! Stay on the oasis one might say. Buuuut. The oasis became covered by the sandstorm from time to time, and with it, things come out to play. Big things. Big OMNIVOROUS things.'
'I for once am not afraid of creatures, be a warrior tribe or savage animals. Hell! I have eaten those on my conquest runs, but these are not animals, these are not people. These are things, and thing is the only way I can describe it. How could someone describe something that don't breath, feeds on anything it finds and most important, can't be eaten! Huh?!' - asking himself - 'They appeared on the first day, coming out of the sandstorm. Pitch-black furred beings, big, five times my own size with their arms longer than their legs and because of that they had a weird way of walk. Another part of their weird anatomy were their mouths, no lips, only the big phosphorescent teeth flashing against the black fur. But the most disturbing were the apparent lack of eyes. I knew animals without eyes, fought and ate them, but this ones had something disturbing, I just couldn't figure what they were doing: checking me, looking away, if they were scared, angry or curious. I was floating on a lake when one of them approached the water and after a couple minutes jumped against me. I dodged and countered with a simple blast. The son of a whore took my energy like it was nothing, worse, it looked like it wanted more and tried to reach me flying (Yes! They also eat energy!). I laughed loudly of it before realize it wasn't alone. The walls of the canyon were crawling with them, worse than that, every single one of them jumped at me...Absorb energy, no visible weakness, strength in numbers, totally unknown enemy...what I did? I flew straight up as fast as I could. Three still grabbed me by my feet and left arm, when they bit me I felt the draining. The inside of the sandstorm was like being inside a country big tornado with mine normal tornadoes inside it and sharing yellow and red lightnings among them, the wind pressure was too strong to flight normally, and I was carrying 3 of those monsters. Luck mine I got pissed with the situation (when this happens my power multiplies a lot) and what allowed me to reach out of the sandstorm.'
'Well, for now the emergency was averted. As soon as I left the sandstorm the things simply stopped, like they have turned into statues, and all three fell off me. I could grab one at least, was going to use it as guinea pig and discover with what I'm dealing. Some time after and away from the sandstorms, I could dissect the body. Like I though, no eyes, freaky. Under the fur is a massive black skin animal with strong musculature and no natural weapons except the teeth. Opening up it's body I found absolutely nothing! How?! How this thing can move and do anything without organs and skeleton?! The mouth has no channel to send things it swallow, what happens with his food?! This thing is just a mass of muscles covered in fur and non-sense! Worst of all, the brain isn't here. Even non-sentient species got a brain, doesn't it...? Shit, the scouter is failing...that's enough for now, better saving for later.'
WC: 1.436
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*Saiyans prison, somewhere on Blehbarry*
- It doesn't matter if you sleep or not, what can one saiyan do against a whole army? Our elites tried and failed, what can a lousy runt like you do? - spoke the old saiyan who shared the cell with Hotato.
- I'm an elite also old man, don't you judge me only by my age. I conquered my first planet with 3 years old, a hellish jungle planet where not only I had to fight the local tribes but also fight against the planet every changing environments, and I mean temperatures from bellow freezing to scorching hot, rains that dropped like hammers or daggers, and most of all was the air, the air was weird and sometimes I could breath normally and others I became more energetic but also had terrible headaches on the first months. Other times the air was lacking and I tired faster before adapting to it and learn to use less energy. And I'm not even telling about the wild life there. Still with all of this shit I did conquered the planet and came back to Vegeta in only 10 months! Tell me old man, am I lousy?
The old man changed his posture, he sit on the middle of his bed with both legs crossed. On his time scarred face, the old man shows only irritation. His eyes are cold, seizing the young elite from head to toe. He tries to spit but there's no humidity, no saliva on his mouth. Hotato notices the graybeard's reaction and his anger, although his face and body do not show, is visible in his now red eyes.
- Every saiyan warrior was capable of conquering planets. You conquering a planet with 3 years old just means that planet wasn't that big of a deal. You are still just a brat that have done your job, like everyone else, don't glorify yourself for that - said the aged saiyan with a calm but penalizing tone.
- What about trained in the Vegetean Fighting Academy? - Hotato burst - I fought and learn there for three years. Taught by the best, sadistic and brutal mentors of the Saiyan Empire. Turning from a outcast into a model-warrior to the other students through sheer power. Conquering another 2 planets and still having time to reach the Top 3 at the Carnival in a bloody battle at the Coliseum. All of that in just THREE YEARS!!! Above me were only two more, and even them would've end becoming my preys if not for that damned war and those damned kagamis! Because of them I had lost more than time... - the young boy sudden stops his outburst, like he had been punched in the face.
After hearing of his training at the Academy, the old saiyan lifted an eye-brown and putting his hand against his chin, he inspect Hotato one more time. This time however, he began to see the marks the Academy left on the young fighter: though muscles, sharp eyes, balanced stance; he wasn't lying, he was a student of the Academy. But still...
- I believe you came from the Academy...but this anger of yours, it isn't about the current situation of our people. Tell me, where does it come from? - asked the graybeard.
- My fate was stolen from me elder, but I will have it back you can count on it.! You see, during the Empire-Alliance struggle, my m- I mean, the Executor tried to get me out of the planet after the Queen died, and she succeeded, without my consent. Her servant knocked me out and next time I awake I'm on a all alone, surviving 8 years on a monster filled planet!
*Mysterious planet, Year 1583, Day 1498*
'I hate this planet. Not that I haven't gone to worst places, like for example...my second conquered planet, filled with poisonous water (I guess it was, it stinked anyways) and some lizard-people that smelled worse than the water (I didn't even think it was possible). Hum, thinking about it, the shower rooms of the Academy weren't that different. Only difference were the Academy had saiyans and the water wasn't poisonous. Anyway, this place had, nobody! Absolute devoid of people or animals! Even the oasis in it's canyons had only plants and water' - the young saiyan though to himself - 'At least I wouldn't starve or die of thirst, the few canyons I found had a limitless source of water, and if I was careful the fruits and vegetables growing of the plants would last. Oh yeah, all the food I ate here is unknown, I ate them so I wouldn't starve and discovered that their taste is almost the same as every other I have eaten, and because of that I named them according. So far I've ate apples, oranges, carrots, cherries, mangoes, tomatoes, coconuts, cabbages, broccoli, pears and peaches (these are my favorites). How much I want one of them now' - Hotato thinks to himself while running along the winds of the sandstorm, trying to get out of it - 'Oh yeah! And this is the reason, I think, this place is deserted. Who could keep living in a place where the fucking wind tries to kill you?! Stay on the oasis one might say. Buuuut. The oasis became covered by the sandstorm from time to time, and with it, things come out to play. Big things. Big OMNIVOROUS things.'
'I for once am not afraid of creatures, be a warrior tribe or savage animals. Hell! I have eaten those on my conquest runs, but these are not animals, these are not people. These are things, and thing is the only way I can describe it. How could someone describe something that don't breath, feeds on anything it finds and most important, can't be eaten! Huh?!' - asking himself - 'They appeared on the first day, coming out of the sandstorm. Pitch-black furred beings, big, five times my own size with their arms longer than their legs and because of that they had a weird way of walk. Another part of their weird anatomy were their mouths, no lips, only the big phosphorescent teeth flashing against the black fur. But the most disturbing were the apparent lack of eyes. I knew animals without eyes, fought and ate them, but this ones had something disturbing, I just couldn't figure what they were doing: checking me, looking away, if they were scared, angry or curious. I was floating on a lake when one of them approached the water and after a couple minutes jumped against me. I dodged and countered with a simple blast. The son of a whore took my energy like it was nothing, worse, it looked like it wanted more and tried to reach me flying (Yes! They also eat energy!). I laughed loudly of it before realize it wasn't alone. The walls of the canyon were crawling with them, worse than that, every single one of them jumped at me...Absorb energy, no visible weakness, strength in numbers, totally unknown enemy...what I did? I flew straight up as fast as I could. Three still grabbed me by my feet and left arm, when they bit me I felt the draining. The inside of the sandstorm was like being inside a country big tornado with mine normal tornadoes inside it and sharing yellow and red lightnings among them, the wind pressure was too strong to flight normally, and I was carrying 3 of those monsters. Luck mine I got pissed with the situation (when this happens my power multiplies a lot) and what allowed me to reach out of the sandstorm.'
'Well, for now the emergency was averted. As soon as I left the sandstorm the things simply stopped, like they have turned into statues, and all three fell off me. I could grab one at least, was going to use it as guinea pig and discover with what I'm dealing. Some time after and away from the sandstorms, I could dissect the body. Like I though, no eyes, freaky. Under the fur is a massive black skin animal with strong musculature and no natural weapons except the teeth. Opening up it's body I found absolutely nothing! How?! How this thing can move and do anything without organs and skeleton?! The mouth has no channel to send things it swallow, what happens with his food?! This thing is just a mass of muscles covered in fur and non-sense! Worst of all, the brain isn't here. Even non-sentient species got a brain, doesn't it...? Shit, the scouter is failing...that's enough for now, better saving for later.'
WC: 1.436
(Want PL for the thread with [Half-Elemi]+[LMB]+[Heavy WC])
